Domestic disaster

I am currently a domestic disaster. I'm sure if I had the time I could rival Nigella (lie) I know I need to get organised and I know what needs to be done, unfortunately I am a self confessed telly addict. This means that usually I only do housework in 3 minute stints i.e. in the adverts. Which is fine and dandy unless I'm watching BBC! So I have decided to get sorted a list is being written on a daily basis all tasks to be complete along with daily duties of kitchen cleaning and packed lunch making. I have made this vow many times before, but this time I am hoping the power of humiliation will keep me going.